Strength and Honor - pittsburgh sucks!!!

Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your *** is dead.

SNAP!

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exerscise.

yo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain claimed her for a new world.

Yo momma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody.

OOOOOHHHHHH SNAPPP!!!!!!!!!

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh! Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like two hot dogs put together.

Yo momma got more Chins than a phonebook from Hong Kong.

Yo momma so fat her Senior picture had to be taken from an arial view.

Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Drill-Bit.
Yo mama has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy. Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.

Yo momma's teeth so fowl it looks like her tounges in jail.

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo momma so fat she fell down broke her leg and gravy poured out.

Hey i'll be back in an hour or so. i'll just talk to you then.

Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.
Yo mama's so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.
Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.

your mamma is so old, I asked her to act her age and she dropped dead.

click Kyle

well anyway just off the mama jokes for a second and read what this genius from the corn fields of Indiana wrote:

:ha: what a loser.