Strength and Honor - pittsburgh sucks!!!

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama went to jump in the bath tub, and the water jumped out and said
"I ain't cool on that."

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama so poor people break into her house and leave money.

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

yo mama so ugly they use her face as an inprint for gorilla cookies

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

yo mama's so fat when she walked by my window i lost 3 days of sunlight.

I saw yo mom kicking a coca cola can down the street and i asked her what she was doing, and she said "i'm moving."

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.