Steers and Queers! (A Texans smack thread)

It's not smack talk, it's destroying your soul.

LOL. What I've learned from you so far.

You have a thing for dark skinned leprechauns, you won some weird ass tournament in ATL, the best players for your franchise played in Houston and the Texans best is yet to come... oh yeah... and you have an MBA.

Mike

What I've learned from you: You're terrible at smack talk, and you make things up.

Hasselbeck fumbled deep in our own territory. Might as well have been another gimme 7.

CJ had rushed for 58 by the half, when the score was 14-7. Looks like you're the moron here.

We shall see.

So you're saying that Jake "Sunshine" Locker would have held onto the ball? FYI, he fumbled the ball at around your 3, lucky for you Harris (IIRC) jumped on it. What makes you think that Jake wouldn't have had that same fumble? He would have gotten blown up too. Hass at least gets rid of the ball quickly.

You are still touting his 100+ yard game? It was a 100+ yard game in a blowout. I'm sure Bills fans are touting CJ's numbers from their game too. Maybe y'all can get together and relive the Music city miracle together...

It was a 58 yard half in a game in which you got blown out. Prior to the last drive you were 2/10 in 3rd down conversions. You can rush for as many yards as you want... when it mattered you couldn't. Even the Jets (cue Rex Ryan's recipe for getting your ass kicked) were better than that.

Yes we shall.

Mike

I doubt he would have been swinging the ball around in one hand like Hasselbeck was. Locker is also a lot more mobile than Hasselbeck.

Wow, you're just as slow as all the other Cow fans. The fact is CJ was putting up much better numbers than he had been all season on you guys when the game DID matter. Remember, we got blown out in the second half because Hasselbeck gave you 21 points. CJ was putting up good production in the first half.

So the Texans had nothing to do with causing those turnovers huh?
Amazing.
I'm sure back in the day you credit David Carr for giving y'all wins against us too
Or were the Tacks just a superior team?

cows suck

Ahh another year and as I have been posting on this board for years, the Texans continue to become an elite franchise while the titans fall.

It was almost too easy last week, glad it was interesting for a quarter for some entertainment.

It is too easy to talk smack now so until next time...

Drafting David Carr ruins any chance Houston could ever be called elite.

As is naming your team 'Texans'. Why did you name it 'Texans' anyway? Ya'll so stupid you need to be reminded which state the team plays in?