Discussion in 'Smack Central' started by Stephenson, Aug 11, 2009.
You = pig
even lamer, come on you people can do better than the joke and the pig!
your too polite, browns, bungles and rats fans would have done so much better.
i'm highly disappointed.
what do you with colts fans? have tea with them?
Says the person whose only comebacks seem to be 'hillbilly' and 'that's lame'.
So, your smack is weak smack smack. The real question is can you do any better?
She lied about being ugly? I can understand why Ben would be fooled.
Here is one I'm sure redsteel is familiar with:
A Steelers fan escaped from jail. He broke into a house around the corner on 7th St and finds a young couple in bed.
He gets the guy out of bed and ties him up on a chair, ties the woman to the bed and gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While the convicted Steelers fan is peeing, the husband tells his wife; "Listen, this guy looks mean! He's probably spent a lot of time in prison and has not seen a woman in a long time. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you. If he gets angry, he may kill us. Be strong honey. I love you".
To which the wife responds "He wasn't kissing my neck he was whispering in my ear. He told me he found you very sexy and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you TOO!
I guess we know what Steelers fans in Florida like to do.
uh, we have to put up with a stupid joke, that has been told over and over and over and over and over with the name of every NFL team?
OK, Big Ben was getting a check up with the team doctor. The Doc. walks in and Ben greets him and says,
"hows it going Doc".?" How does everything look"?
"Well, Ben I need to inform you that really need to stop ........ you know, pleasuring yourself".
"Really Doc., for how long"?
"At least until I finish your exam"!
^ Ewwwwww. Big Ben was playing with Little Ben.
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