I'll be nice enough to give you a therapy discount. The damage that the SEC SEC SEC has caused in you will take time to heal though.
Conference pride is ignorant. I love one team casually, The Vols! Everyone else can EAD. Most UT fans have to ride the coattails of the SEC! SEC! SEC! because we lame...
I saw a guy with Robertson county tags today driving a maroon Hummer, with elephants spray painted on it with "Crimson Tide" on the extra wheel cover in the back. sigh