Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Gunny, May 14, 2013.
What..just what? No, **** you world.
no god would create that FYI
I tried to pick it up by its giant mouth grabber thing. It freaked out.
So then I just put my keys next to it for size comparison and documented it just in case I discovered a new species.
What will you name it if indeed it is a newly identified species?
After my ex, Samantha
Because it looks like a ****ing ***** that bites.
FYI, all girls named Samantha are wh0res... Waits for someone here to say "that's my wife's name." But still... I just give the facts.
And F this thread. Vicious nightmares are about to begin.
looked like a brittany to me
It is the truth. Somebody will jump in with a "my mom's name is Samantha". Well your mom loves the D.
Samantha's always have a lot of guy friends and say they just don't get along with women. All of her "guy friends" always call her Sam or Sammy... because she ****ed them... all of them... many times.
Samanthas don't have female friends because she ****ed all their men too.
The last Samantha I knew literally asked me "will you have sex with me?" I'm not paraphrasing. That's word for word how she said it. And this was in front of a few people. I quickly said NO. She was gross. Otherwise that would have been an awesome question to have been asked.
TE, you want her number?
They're all wh0res too.
Basically all women are wh0res!!!
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