Screw you Australia. I'm gone

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  1. Gunny

    Gunny Lord and Master Tip Jar Donor

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    What..just what? No, **** you world.
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  2. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    no god would create that FYI
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  3. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    I tried to pick it up by its giant mouth grabber thing. It freaked out.
    So then I just put my keys next to it for size comparison and documented it just in case I discovered a new species.
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  4. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    What will you name it if indeed it is a newly identified species?
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  5. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    After my ex, Samantha

    Because it looks like a ****ing ***** that bites.
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  6. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    FYI, all girls named Samantha are wh0res... Waits for someone here to say "that's my wife's name." But still... I just give the facts.

    And F this thread. Vicious nightmares are about to begin.
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  7. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    looked like a brittany to me
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  8. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    It is the truth. Somebody will jump in with a "my mom's name is Samantha". Well your mom loves the D.

    Samantha's always have a lot of guy friends and say they just don't get along with women. All of her "guy friends" always call her Sam or Sammy... because she ****ed them... all of them... many times.

    Samanthas don't have female friends because she ****ed all their men too.
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  9. RavensShallBurn

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    The last Samantha I knew literally asked me "will you have sex with me?" I'm not paraphrasing. That's word for word how she said it. And this was in front of a few people. I quickly said NO. She was gross. Otherwise that would have been an awesome question to have been asked.

    TE, you want her number?
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  10. RavensShallBurn

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    They're all wh0res too.

    Basically all women are wh0res!!!
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