Breaking News Purple Drank is Back!

It's not breaking news because he's just that irrelevant.

I'd take that bet too. He's not going on Oprah. She doesn't know who he is... because he's just that irrelevant.

You are crazy. I've had more fun in New Orleans and Baton Rouge than anyone should be allowed to.

Love Louisiana, New Orleans is in my top ten favorite cities.

I went to New Orleans.

I didn't get shot, stabbed, robbed, raped or kidnapped and made friends with some black Saints fans. So it's alright by me.

I lived in New Orleans for a couple years when I was a baby... but I haven't been back since I was about 12. I talk about going to Mardi Gras every year, but I never end up going.

Having money would be nice.

Not sure if you heard... but

So you're gay, just poor.

Willie Wonka Mayor in the house!



A better New Orleans, a chocolate New Orleans.

I went to New Orlenes once for Marta gras once it it was the most insane night of my life. In a two hour span I went from having an old dude treaten to eat my heart (sidenote: I think he meant it...) to hooking up with one of the hottest (and drunkest) girls I had ever seen. Good times.

I bet it was a tranny...

That would explain the Adams apple