No aliens?

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  1. Carpy

    Carpy Disgruntled foreign veteran

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    I don't buy that. Hey, man invented beer. It's going to take a lot of work to convince me that there is a smarter civilisation out there.
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  2. MJTitans

    MJTitans Chris Whitley look him up Tip Jar Donor

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    Hmm... it's all becoming clear now - I think that these aliens invented beer, the NFL and the internet... all to keep us distracted while they take over the planet. Have you ever taken a good hard look at most NFL owners - very un-human-like. Obviously they aren't nearly as intelligent as us, though... because while they are working so hard to control the world, we are able to sit back and enjoy their beer and entertainment...
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  3. TitanJeff

    TitanJeff Kahuna Grande Staff

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    Dude, the ancient Egyptians brewed beer. It was information given to them from the same alien race which shared other essential knowledge.

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  4. GoTitans3801

    GoTitans3801 Forward Progress!

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    I'm pretty sure that was the alternate ending to the 5th element. The girl was really a symbol for the ancient secret of beer.
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  5. Laserjock

    Laserjock South Endzone Rocks! Staff

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    Actually, I think it pretty egotistical to assume that we would be the only planet with intelligent life on it in this whole universe. I would like to believe there are others out there, hopefully more evolved than ourselves. I do not necessarily believe that what I was raised to believe religiously means that there could not be another, or many more, planets out there with intelligent life.
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  6. avvie

    avvie Ke ali'i o na okole Tip Jar Donor

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    Aliens are just as often portrayed as friendly or human.

    As for the second paragraph, all those things could easily be true. I'm not willing to find out.
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  7. Laserjock

    Laserjock South Endzone Rocks! Staff

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    Then again.....

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  8. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    tee hee hee. Which is soo much more logical!
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  9. Gunny

    Gunny Lord and Master Tip Jar Donor

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    maybe we are a video game. Like the Sims.
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  10. Starkiller

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    So then let's hope whoever is playing doesn't switch to Space Invaders...
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