I think the best bang ever was the one about T.O. ... "Now get out of hear, and if you ever breathe another word about this mythical 'running game' of yours again, I'll have Jevon Kearse shoot you for being a communist! Goodness knows he's got to do something to earn his pay..."
Nothing will ever top their Kellen Winslow negotiations a few years back (which actually came true, making it even more funny)...