My Holiday Poem Contribution

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  1. jdog

    jdog I like beer!

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    Twas the night before Christmas
    And here on the net
    A crap load of football fans are full of regret
    Some forum members will tell you no lie
    They wish SEC fans would lay down and die
    The Titans it seems are not playoff bound
    Even if they make it, their done the first round
    It’s clear that CJ ,though he really may try
    To average 100 is about 80 yards shy
    It’s seems fair to mention that our QB “Old Beck”
    Looks like he just surface from a major train wreck
    Agings not easy, I know how he feels
    He might fair better in a chair with two wheels
    Take heart in the season and be of good cheer
    There’s always the hope we’ll get em next year
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  2. CRUDS

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    The Tennessee Titans sat 'round Christmas fire
    And shared tales of distant, Super Bowl-ish desire

    A shot at the playoffs, with two weeks to go
    meant this team would not come in, nigh win, place or show

    The fans were all restless and wanting more wins
    But Uncle Bud's pockets were ragged, old and quite thin

    "Look to next season!" he said with great glee!
    But don't count on free agents in old Tennessee...

    "We'll bookend our records with Ochos and Eights!"
    And make d-rival rookie rookies look better than great.

    And just when you ponder "is our time at hand?"
    You'll wake from your playoff dream - eyes all filled with sand
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  3. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksOCE5S_Bec"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksOCE5S_Bec[/ame]


    I love Christmas.
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afLeqqv2z44"](Silent Night Deadly Night) Grandpa Tells Billy About Santa Clause.avi - YouTube[/ame]
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  5. Pacman 4 HoF

    Pacman 4 HoF Special Teams Standout

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    heres a freestyle rap for yall bout the titans...

    man, i aint really feelin these titans
    they lost to a 0-13 team, cmon man that just trifelin
    no playoffs this year, o well same old story
    wonder when we gonna get a franchize QB and ride to glory
    maybe next year, i cant wait much longer
    the more we suck, the more the fan base gets stronger
    we da best, or at least we gonna be one day
    until then imma just pray
    to the football gods
    pls let us beat the odds
    let us get that elite draft pick in the 2012 draft that takes us past the edge
    man i really wanna have a good team that i can root for and pledge...
    my allegance to, like the american flag
    two tone blue is my colors, bud adams is a hag
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    Yeah - mine was a freestylin' rap too.

    Yo.
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  7. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    CC got all the hot chicks at his show.
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