Member of The Week 4: The Hammer

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  1. CRUDS

    CRUDS Barf o Rama Tip Jar Donor

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  2. The Hammer

    The Hammer Straight Ridah

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    Saw a guy try to kill himself by trying to get Lions to eat him. Used to work night security at one of those Lion Safari drive through parks.
  3. The Hammer

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    You do not have a sister do you
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    That's a good one! Which park was it?
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    No but I'll draw a pic of my aunt without her top on - for trade.
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    Ironically (and I have forgotten about this for years until you said that) but my step dad was a fireman and the dept used to take a boat out to Chimp Island at Lion Country Safari. One guy would be dressed as Santa and toss presents to the chimps from the boat. But chimps have a real specific hierarchy and you don't give "gifts" to a low ranking chimp in the presence of the alpha - who was a big burly MFer. He totally flipped out and tossed a huge branch and hit santa in the head and the poor guy had to be treated - all bloody - in front of us and dozens of kids/families etc.
    It was pretty epic..
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  7. The Hammer

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    Called African Lion Safari. Is about an hour drive from Toronto. Guy did not come close to the Lions -- who are kept in a barn at night. When I found him he had slit his wrist's and stabbed himself in the stomach.
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    That is freaking cool!
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  9. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    I wish you did though.
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    Oh I am sure you do