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Discussion in 'Smack Central' started by KFC_hahahaha, Sep 1, 2006.

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    Collins = t3h ****. Take it from a Raiders fan.

    All these guys on my Raiders forums are really laughing our asses off at the brilliance of the Titans coaching staff right now :ha:

    Now that there is a new KFC opening in Nashville, I'd just like to share with you some advice on why to watch what you eat.

    - HE IS A CYBORG. No energy whatsoever, He is the complete opposite of Steve McNair when it comes to passion and he gains no respect from his teammates. He shows no energy, NEVER! The stadium could be under attack from Aliens and he would still be like that guy in the eyedrops commercial (forgot name?)

    - HE NEVER LISTENS TO COACHES. Norv Turner,Jim Fassel,Jim Mora,& Dom Capers really aren't geniuses when it comes to the game, and for some (like Norv) it is rare for any of them to ever critique their players or even say a word, but I could count dozens of different times where they would talk to Kerry. They knew why he was always throwing 5 interceptions a game and trying to pull micheal vick impersonations when he has legs of stone, he just doesn't listen to them. If Jeff Fisher thinks he can change KFC, he's going to be fired.

    - HE DOESN'T READ DEFENSES EVER, NONE, ZIP, NADDA. Last year I had the greatest tickets to a game that I'd ever had, and I was quite Jubilant over the KFC/Moss experience, I felt that they would light it up that year. The home opener was where it was going to happen, but it didn't happen. Anyone who attended that game or even saw it on TV can tell you that on 80% of the plays we ran, Randy Moss got single coverage. Normally a quarterback would be tought at an early age to manipulate a defense's coverage to see if he can make a big play. Kerry Collins obviously never got that lesson, HE NEVER READ THE DEFENSE, and it became a staple the entire season. Randy Moss statistically had the worst season of his career, but I know without a doubt that if KFC actually read defenses in 4 or 5 of those games Randy would've put up career numbers.

    - HE IS A POOR MAN'S DREW BLEDSOE. Collins is a complete statue, a poor man's Bledsoe by all means. Hell, you could bring Bledsoe on a blitz and Collins would still get sacked :ha: it's depressing really. You could have the best line on earth and he will still get pummeled. He can't pick up the blitz, and he moves slower than a continental plate.

    So all in all, I hope you have fun with your 25 step drops, blown plays, lack of energy, and the interceptions of course! Even if you don't start Collins he'll end up on your starting lineup, because 31 NFL teams can't be wrong, HE SUCKS. It just takes a ******* to give him a shot. They wouldn't have signed him in the first place if they weren't looking for a starter. So yeah, eat lots of KFC this season :grrhee:
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    Well thanks for taking your time and giving us some info on Collins.
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    I am sorry this guy took the words out of my mouth .... basically why I dislike the guy in a nut shell. KFC :ha: wait we have him :hmm:
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    The INT hate really comes from one game against Denver for the most part.
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    Honestly, if you guys start him you will have no better than a 5-11 season. I really wish the Raiders had Tennesee on the schedule this season, but we don't play you till next year I think. Oh well, I hope you keep Collins forever so Al Davis doesn't get any ideas.
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    I'll just let you keep thinking that. It didn't happen in massive numbers other than the denver game, but he always had them. After about week 6 of last year he basically gave up and just starting chuckin em Brett Favre style to anyone he could find that wasn't wearing a silver & black jersey.

    The only reason we Raider fans didn't bash him quick enough, and basically 99.9% of us were all having high hopes for him, was because Norv Turner did pretty decent late in the season in his first year.
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    It's hard to believe a Raiders fan would smile, let alone laugh about anything.

    P.S. If you live in Oakland, try not to get murdered tonight
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    No actually I don't live in Oakland, unlike most NFL teams the Raider fanbase is a mighty nation (hence the "Raider Nation") that extends far from the city in which the team resides. And contrary to popular beleif we don't sacrifice babies, I just wanted to clear that up. However we do have a hatred for any players who mess with our high hopes of the team, and that's why most Raider fans have come to hate Kerry Collins.
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    You guys have "high hopes" Well bless your heart...goodnight
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