Discussion in 'Smack Central' started by BudAdams, Aug 20, 2009.
Well, OK then. I can live in the past too.
The Jaguars should be renamed the seagulls since there are more gulls in the stands then fans.
This so called fat RB we have weighs less per inch then the dumbarse that think the Jaguars could beat any team and were the best team in the NFL last season .... well I mean other then the 11 teams the Jags lost too .... oh and basically anyone in division since they have a losing record against every one of the teams. He put up basically the same numbers as L-Dub. The cranial pressure on MJDs head must be insane with how far up Del Rio's arse it is. Must be cutting off the blood to his brain.
OK, the sleep over for Jag PSL owners might be getting bigger, after the Jag's announced anyone buying season tickets could get a second entree' for half price, or 25% off dry cleaning!!!
The Jacksonville Jaguars, in an effort to attract more season ticket holders, are offering a Jaguars Rewards program that will offer them discounts through supportive local businesses.
“I used my Jaguars Reward card to make myself look like a total douche, and it was easy!
Those tarps might be coming down, when every Bubba at Macon-by-the-sea (Jacksonville) learns he can feed his cousin for half price at Waffle House. (DISCLAIMER: Hashbrowns and red eye mondays excluded)
Oh, sweet! I didn't know you could post pictures in-line here!
What a great way to share my experiences going to games at, uh, whatever that field is called this week? Fatmo's Burgers Field? Hopefully these pictures will help out where my simple words might be difficult to understand!
Anyhoo, I've been lucky to visit the fine city of Nashville a few times. Usually at high speeds as I'm passing through to, uh, Kentucky?
OK OK, I can't keep this up. I've never "just passed" through Nashville. It's kind of hard to make a joke about Nashville when the most interesting part is its proximity to Arkansas and Kentucky. What is Nashville classified as anyhow, a metropolitan holler? I mean the jokes would just seem a little cruel if you had to wake up there everyday.
But I have visited to watch the Jaguars stuff the titans in front of all of those vacant seats that contribute to that superb sell out streak you're on.
I suppose a lot of of the locals had to make a hard decision to stop buying new mudflaps for their rigs every year to pony up for those PSLs. Which, by the way, is a fabulous idea. You get to buy the rights to buy something and then if you stop buying it, you lose the rights to buy it. Genius! Unfortunately, us simple folk down here just couldn't understand it the way the fine folks of Nashville did. We just couldn't grasp why you had to pay twice for the same thing. But, I suppose that when you're competing for the trash of Houston you need to do what it takes to bring some national recognition. I mean you really have to stand out as a jewel of a city to get more trucking companies to build warehouse hubs there these days.
They have to get all that Tyson Chicken out of Arkansas and onto the boat somehow!
But, obviously, the fine people and businesses do go all out when it comes to their team that they wouldn't be with out. Even for double price:
But, while I was there, I enjoyed a lot of local flavor by stopping by some of the tailgaters. You have a very talented bunch of folks around that stadium. In fact, I had no idea you could do so much with so little. Most people have a specific purpose for specific items, but I guess you use what you're most familiar with:
Sadly for Hoyt up there, that day either Jimmy Smith laid off the blow or was fueled by the good stuff that day and send Hoyt back to the trailer park sad like so many of his Vols Orange wearing cohorts.
are you sure that is a picture of LP field?
That is not a picture of LP field.
A Jag fan talking about another team not filling seats? Are you kidding me?
At least the economy is booming for tarp manufacturers in the Jacksonville area...
Don't talk smack unless you can beat the bengals.
Did you hear about the new White Castle-Jax Jaguars promotion? Buy a white castle, get a Jags ticket free. Buy a Crave Case get a PSL for free.
I admire this new jags fan. First, the sig is hilarious. Well played. Second, your first picture, which is actually of the Titans' stadium, is while the game isn't going on, so most of the people in the club section are in the bathroom or getting fancy drinks inside. I know, I know, people in Jacksonville don't understand who fans are that actually pay more than the cheapest amount possible to see. That's understandable, no one would pay more than a bucket of chicken for a Jags game, unless it was an opponent fan. Third, your other picture isn't of LP Field.
I'd start to actually rag on your football team, but that just wouldn't be fair.
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