If football players were groceries

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by JCBRAVE, Mar 4, 2013.

  1. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Tweet me @JCBRAVE

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    Ok so all this talk about whats Jared Cook worth got me thinking....

    What if football players were groceries, what would Cook be?

    He's certainly not lobster or filet Mignon, but he's not chopped liver either.

    Do the Titans even have a guy worthy of being an entree, or are they all mashed potatoes and green beans?

    Michael Griffin - about as good as a can of Manwich
    Rob Bironas - week old broccoli
    Taylor Thompson - scrambled eggs
    Jason McCourty - cheese burger
    Jake Locker - green banana
    Brett Kern - lettuce at a salad bar that was just sneezed on
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  2. Tennessy XO

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    Reminds me of this thread on reddit yesterday...


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  3. Finnegan2win

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    Ray Lewis - Rusty kitchen knife
    Ben Rothlesberger - chloroform
    Peyton Manning - tainted European horse meat
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  4. xpmar9x

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    That's actually a good one lol
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  5. RavensShallBurn

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    I'd say Ruthlessraper would be a box of condoms, but I don't think he's classy enough to wear rubbers when he does his rapings.
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  6. JCBRAVE

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    I thought so.

    Could be a great yellow banana, or could become baby food, too soon to tell.
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  7. JCBRAVE

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    But you don't eat condoms, well I hope you don't.

    I know Titans Eternal has swallowed a few in his day, but he later retrieved them and sold their contents.
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  9. Scarecrow

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    Cook is that Stauffers lasagna

    Yea you should probably take the time to put it in the oven to get everything out of it, but who has time for that. So you throw it in the microwave and the edges are all burnt and the middle is WAY too hot. So you ended up burning the top of your mouth and not enjoying anything about it all because you were too impatient.
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  10. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    looooooool at the last one. Caught me so off guard. I will now admit I spewed tea on my monitor.
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