If football players were groceries

Ok so all this talk about whats Jared Cook worth got me thinking....

What if football players were groceries, what would Cook be?

He's certainly not lobster or filet Mignon, but he's not chopped liver either.

Do the Titans even have a guy worthy of being an entree, or are they all mashed potatoes and green beans?

Michael Griffin - about as good as a can of Manwich
Rob Bironas - week old broccoli
Taylor Thompson - scrambled eggs
Jason McCourty - cheese burger
Jake Locker - green banana
Brett Kern - lettuce at a salad bar that was just sneezed on

Reminds me of this thread on reddit yesterday...


NSFW or Soft people

Ray Lewis - Rusty kitchen knife
Ben Rothlesberger - chloroform
Peyton Manning - tainted European horse meat

That's actually a good one lol

I'd say Ruthlessraper would be a box of condoms, but I don't think he's classy enough to wear rubbers when he does his rapings.

I thought so.

Could be a great yellow banana, or could become baby food, too soon to tell.

But you don't eat condoms, well I hope you don't.

I know Titans Eternal has swallowed a few in his day, but he later retrieved them and sold their contents.

Kenny Britt


Cops love them.

Cook is that Stauffers lasagna

Yea you should probably take the time to put it in the oven to get everything out of it, but who has time for that. So you throw it in the microwave and the edges are all burnt and the middle is WAY too hot. So you ended up burning the top of your mouth and not enjoying anything about it all because you were too impatient.

looooooool at the last one. Caught me so off guard. I will now admit I spewed tea on my monitor.