"I'd do it again if I had the decision all over again" - Jeff Fisher

Guess while you were running away - being the only white kid - you missed out on english class.

Yeah...welcome to 25 years ago.

Do you actually know anything?

Yeah. I talk tough constantly. hahaha I don't claim to be a great fighter, but I can box anyone.
We have parties at work, and no one wants to spar anymore. I'm the smallest guy there.

Next time you come, I'm 30 mins south of nashville. We can have a friendly spar or something. Just for fun and to show you. Same for anyone else that doubts it. We can foot race, box, and then I'll kill you in a game of basketball. Then afterwards, you can out-drink me, or something like that.

Whatever helps you live your fantasy.

Is this kinda what Gloat looks like?

Or is this him before one of his big sparring sessions?

Gloat and the scared workmates.

I wouldn't mess with the Gloat..I've met 'em, and Gloats got crazier eyes, like he could kill you before you knew he was mad at you...

haha, again Gunny. Offer stands. I'd let you use the 'uncle' safety word for whenever you started getting frustrated. No biggie. We could still be friends, and I'd let you use headgear.

I'm crazy athletic. Need to upload something of me at the rec center here in town killing people on the court. Got a bit of an audience now.

Sure they do, Gloat. Sure they do.

As for the fight I'd kick your scrawny *** from there to here.

wow...that is easy. I can just say things and pretend it is true. I see why you do it now.

I might go tell the Olympic marathon team this when I train with them after I spar with Manny Pacquiao.