I kicked a noodle because i'm sexy

i saw this on another message board and thought it would be fun to do here.

Pick the month you were born in:
January--I danced with
February--I loved
March--I choked on
April--I licked
May-- I kicked
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I ran over
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I kissed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a Mexican
7-------a llama
8-------a banana
9-------myself
10-------my neighbor
11-------an I pod
12-------my dog
13-------Chuck Norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------my best friends' boyfriend
20-------a football player
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my boyfriend's tongue
23-------a noodle
24-------my girlfriend
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a cd
28-------my science teacher
29-------a thorn bush
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I'm sexy
Black-------Because I'm a ninja who wants taco bell.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because I love her.
Blue--------Because the voices told me to
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------because I'm an ***
Gray--------Because I'm drunk as hell'
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.