I just beat some highly touted basketball prospect.

Simply retarded.

Wow I feel like an idiot.. I definitely googled Laun Horn lol

lol Wow really?

I think I called this in the 4th reply.

this joke isn't funny. So I apologize for taking it serious.

you didnt play the kid with the craziest offense, who puts up 60 points daily. even tho yall will never play, i know for a fact that he would murk you. youre overrated

What? That's crazy! I'm obviously just trying to get attention and play up beating a high school basketball player that doesn't exist!!

Get with the program man!

I'd consider you the best in the country if you were already considered number two and then beat the #1... It would make it better if you weren't talking about a 1 on 1 game.

Sorry, it's a pretty terrible analogy. Good job fooling a surprising number of people on here though.

What you need to do is write the sports writers in this country, make a Youtube high light video and play some cupcake teams and try to get the local media to boost you to number 2, then after you beat number 1 by injury, forfeit, or playing the dude when he's got the flu or a broken shoulder, you can feel like you are the real number 1. (Pat on the Back)