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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by GeronimoJackson, Jul 3, 2013.

  1. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    Well that is clearly a carnie, I'm a sophisticated, clean hippie.


    You just mad because you ain't shot hot organic, free trade coffee up your ass.
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  2. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    dont ask dont tell bro
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  3. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    Bruh don't misquote me
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  4. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    Which is worse?

    Fat skinny guy

    or

    Fat buff guy
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  5. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Incompatible, comprehension systems failure. Activating self-destruction implosion mechanism in 3...2...1..
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  6. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Omg Scarecrow looks just like the fat kid from Salute Your Shorts?
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  7. Ten_Titans

    Ten_Titans Starter

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    One time I was resetting stones for this lady in front of her house. I wore gloves, but I had shorts and short socks on.

    Got done, got paid, went out to eat. When I got home one of those mother ***ers crawled out of my sock.

    I may have pissed my pants a little bit. I stomped it into oblivion and then waited for my foot to fall off.

    By some kind of divine intervention it didn't bite me.
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