Here's the deal guys: If Tyler Palko comes out firing...

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by Deuce Wayne, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Since a few members here save my posts to their bookmark folders on here just by the slim hopes that I'll be wrong some day- I feel it's my duty to inform you when one slips past you.

    Let's rewind. 2007 NFL Draft...

    Deuce is in his underwear chatting it up in the gotitans chat- hyping Tyler Palko as the most underrated QB in the draft. How do these idiots not see it? The guy is like Jesus but probably has better abs. What? Round 3 and he's still on the board? Michael Griffin? Serious? When we could have had Tyler Palko?... Fire the front office.
    ... Round 7 and Palko is still on the board?! Yess!! We've got this.

    ...oh. The draft is over? Tyler Palko was not selected? He didn't even watch the draft? Oh. That's cool.

    Fast forward to present day...

    Tyler Palko will start on Monday Night. In front of the world as he should to throw for 400 yards and 3 touchdowns while scambling for 63 yards and 1 TD. Torching the Patriots to the tune of 59-0. No snow needed.

    His time has come. My time has come. And you will all witness it.

    Or it'll be like that time in the 2007 draft where no one notices.





    BUT if he plays well. If it happens. Your rights to ever criticize my eye for talent (though you shouldnt be able to at this point anyway) are revoked. For the rest of time.


    And without further ado... I now present, the man, the myth, the legend...

    Tyler "OmFGDidThatJustHappen?!" Palko.
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  2. pettso

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    Hahaha, I'll be watching. I've never even heard of the guy.
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  3. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Tweet me @JCBRAVE

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    I really like this thread so far Deuce.
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  4. Gunny

    Gunny Lord and Master Tip Jar Donor

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    Sounds like a fictional high school QB...
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  5. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Tweet me @JCBRAVE

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    Right.... LOL

    I think Deuce has a crush.
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  6. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    haha he was one of my favorite players to watch when in college. He hurdled Pacman once.

    Love from there on out.
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  7. TheSureThing

    TheSureThing WHY DIDNT YOU DRAFT JOHNNY FOOTBALL?!?

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    scary thought..
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  8. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwkQ_i6eetE"]Palko trucks BC defender - YouTube[/ame]
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  9. JCBRAVE

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    Did this dude force Joe Flacco to transfer to Delaware?
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  10. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Yup.

    When Palko does something that you do, you try to get as far away as possible so you don't look as bad in comparison.
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