Gunny please explanin Reynaldology

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  1. titansfan2

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    i wish $4.00 incl shippping...

    Rear your head back and prepare to laugh... I spent $90.00 on his football.
    It makes me feel better, a tad, to think, i made a $90.00 donation
    to Merci Homes, and I got a football in return, along with the warm
    fuzzy feeling of doing good, the warm fuzzies makes up for the
    sucking sound my checking account is making!:sad2:
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  2. Gunny

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    investment...I brought a signed Jordan basketball. Also got a signed Pacman, Fat Albert and a few others football.
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  3. titansfan2

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    UmmUmm (clearing throat) I have TWO Pacman footballs, and two
    footballs signed from palyers at the Softball game. Among the signatures
    are Calico, Mauck, Sirmon, Mawawe. During the last game
    last season Pacman signed my Titan's hat. I also yelled out Pacman
    I want you to be the father of my love child, my husband won't mind!
    I turned around to my husband and he says:ha: "I don't?" I had
    all the crowd laughing at least.. that me a comedian at heart.
    I heard on news pacman had a baby, dam someone beat me to it..
    We are going to the practices so we can get some junk signed for our collection. :)
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  4. Gunny

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    you're a chick?

    anywho that some nice signatures.

    I got mine from another member on this forum, SEC BIPOLAR, he got me a bunch of signed stuff (poster, ticket stub, t-shirt, hats and the football) and Reynaldo Hill's left glove...:brow:...after shouting to him from the stands about Reynaldology...
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  5. Gunny

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    by the way, Reynaldology requires you to streak a Titans game on a Sunday Night or Monday Night (since they are the games I get...I need proof it happened)
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  6. titansfan2

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    Prophet Gunny, it must be the language barrier.
    You are confusing a sl*t with a streaker. I proudly fly the sl*t flag
    anyday, but a streaker I am not. :winker:
    Now, if you please, hold up Hill's glove to the monitor so I can get a big sniff!:drool:;)
    I just received a marriage proposal on Wed. from a homeless man, he imformed me that I was the most beautiful woman he had seen.
    It is so hard to belive anything these days, what with him talking in between sips out of his sipping sack! Alas, I fear he will not remember
    the proposal upon sobering.
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  7. Gunny

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    Hills glove is suspended in mid air (by itself) in a 1500 inch thick vault surrounded by the most high tech alarms, security gaurds and surveillance.

    My mirror tells me I am the beautiful man in the world.
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  8. Blazing Arrow

    Blazing Arrow The 12th man

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    I still have not heard or read a creation story. By definition Renaldology can not be a religion with out a creation story.

    False profit me thinks.

    First Renaldology required only belief in "The One"

    Now streaking ....

    What is the next sacrifice?

    I am not sure that people would want my skinny white a** on national TV. The glare from the lights would be blinding.
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  9. Gunny

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    I might have to work on a creation story.

    L. Ron Hubbard managed.
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  10. Blazing Arrow

    Blazing Arrow The 12th man

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    Great next we will have to pay $250,000 to find out the true alien origins of Mr. Hill.
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