Great fun for inquiring minds

im pretty sure if you touch them they can take you to the wood shed.

 

Not if they are crying on the ground.

 

I'd pay money to see you try... seriously :ha:

 

Next time I hit up London...

 

They probably wear steel cups and would just laugh silently to themselves as you writhe in pain clutching your foot :ha:

 

mess with that guard and you are taking your life into your own hands.
also... it might be ages before you ever see the light of day again.

imagine the(explicative):banned: you would get into if you assaulted a secret service type standing around on Pennsylvania Avenue? If you ever wondered where the expression "put you under the jail" came from... well, you gotta see where I'm coming from.

 

It's so pointless. It's basically just for show. They really are pointless.