Eugene Amano is ... The Most interesting man in the World

I don't always fail to block Defenders but when I do, I have no clue how it happened.

 

He isn't afraid to show his tackling skills, if he had any

His mother has a tattoo that read's "sorry Tennessee"

At museums, he's allowed to hold the art

He is the worst center in the NFL

"I don't always take water breaks, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis"

"Stay frustrated Titan fans"

 

People hang on his every word, then want to hang him

He could disarm you by holding up a picture he drew, or with his hands, no actually not with his hands

He could speak French in Chinese, but can't read a defense

He is the the worst center in the NFL

"I don't always drink, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis"

"Stay frustrated Titan fans"

 

He is the life of the party, the other teams parties that is

If he were to block you, it wouldn't be for long

The Steelers have a week dedicated to him

He is the least efficient player in the NFL

"I don't always drink, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis"

"Stay frustrated Titan fans"

 

He can spread stupid just by looking at you

His organ donation card includes both his left feet

He's a bumb, not a blocker, but he's also a biter, so don't get any ideas

He is the worst player in the NFL

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis"

"Stay frustrated Titan fans"

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He has avoided many defenders

He has committed robbery to Titan fans, but never spent a day in jail

He bowls overhand

He is the worst player in the NFL

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis"

"Stay frustrated Titan fans"

 

His personality is so magnetic that he can't carry credit cards

His blocking skills are so contagious that other NFL linemen aren't allowed anywhere near him

Even his opponents list him as their emergency contact number

He never says anything tastes like chicken, but instead like marshmallows

He is the worst center in the NFL

"I don't always take water breaks, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis"

"Stay frustrated Titan fans"

 

Ok so play the song then read the words

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People hang on his every word, then want to hang him

He could disarm you by holding up a picture he drew, or with his hands, no actually not with his hands

He could speak French in Chinese, but can't read a defense

He is the life of the party, the other teams parties that is

If he were to block you, it wouldn't be for long

The Steelers have a week dedicated to him

He isn't afraid to show his tackling skills, if he had any

His mother has a tattoo that read's "sorry Tennessee"

He can spread stupid just by looking at you

His organ donation card includes both his left feet

He's a bumb, not a blocker, but he's also a biter, so don't get any ideas

He has avoided many defenders

He has committed robbery to Titan fans, but never spent a day in jail

He bowls overhand

His personality is so magnetic that he can't carry credit cards

His blocking skills are so contagious that other NFL linemen aren't allowed anywhere near him

Even his opponents list him as their emergency contact number

He never says anything tastes like chicken, but instead like marshmallows

The refs often flag him, just cause they find him easy to penalize

His hands alone have experienced more holding than a cell phone case

His blood smells like chocolate

He is the worst center in the NFL

"I don't always take water breaks, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis"

"Stay frustrated Titan fans"