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Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by GoT, May 28, 2008.

  1. Hormesis

    Hormesis Starter

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    Lol! Classic- I have never seen that before! Thinning the heard right there.
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  2. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    As usual, the Colts have prepared very well for the draft this year. Their scouts have been busy looking for the players who SUCK most.

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  3. Hoffa

    Hoffa Not Family?Then freak you you freakin' freak

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    ROBERT MATHIS CALLS NEWS CONFERENCE TO EXPLAIN USING BANNED FERTILITY DRUGS (Indianapolis)
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    On Monday, the latest Indianapolis Colt caught using drugs illegally explained that he wasn't taking the fertility drug to improve his performance on the football field, but instead was trying to improve his performance while he's in bed with teammate Andrew Luck.

    Robert Mathis explained, "I promised Annie Luck that we would have a baby, so that we would have something to show for all the many times we've had sex together".

    When Mathis was told that Clomin is used when a man and woman are trying to have a baby, Mathis then accused everyone in the room of being a bigot as well as racist. He then gave a shout out to his homies Oprah and Ellen, then stormed out leaving a stunned local Indianapolis press corp. Someone in the back was heard cheering "You go girl!"....COLTS SUCK>>>>

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  4. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    This weekend we remember America's fallen heroes.

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    The only thing Colts can remember is that they've always SUCKED.

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  5. RockyTop Fox

    RockyTop Fox Defensive Coordinator

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    It's BS how their owner Irsay got a slap on the wrist for a DUI and DWI. A misdemeanor. I risk getting one of those by driving 20 over the speed limit.

    F**k Irsay and f**k the Dolts.
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  6. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    Guy had a few felonies worth of pills in his possession as well. God bless America.
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  7. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor Tip Jar Donor

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    all the justice you can afford


    but at the end of the day Irsay has to know deep down he controls the suckiest team in the NFL and that he is a worthless drug addict
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  8. Hoffa

    Hoffa Not Family?Then freak you you freakin' freak

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    How could you be responsible for the Colts and NOT be on drugs?
    A mind and a football team is a terrible thing to SUCK....COLTS SUCK every damn day!

    New gay musical to open starring Irsay called, "I'll Blow You For a Bottle of Painkillers, and Drive You Home Afterwards", based on his true life story.
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  9. LosingBy3

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    LAWL What still cracks me up is that the colts piggybacked on Mannings somewhat solid play, and still thought they were awesome.

    I wanna see them get smeared by us this season.
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  10. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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