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Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by GoT, May 28, 2008.

  1. 5tweezyPOT

    5tweezyPOT Pro Bowler

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    well they gotta drink themselves into buying the luck hype he sucks so bad
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  2. Tennessy XO

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    I've had problems there too. Don't know why. I use www.imgur.com

    Photobucket sucks.












    But not nearly as much as the Colts.
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  3. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO Twit @TennessyXO

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  4. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO Twit @TennessyXO

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    Not sure what you did there.

    I tried to fix it.


    Colts suck.
  5. Hoffa

    Hoffa Freak you you freakin' freak

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    INDIANAPOLIS- As part of Luck's contract, the Colts listen to Broadway show tunes during practice. This year they have been re-creating scenes during warm ups. They have done "Guys and Dolls" (with Luck playing a Doll), "The Birdcage" (with Luck playing Agador the flaming housekeeper), and for the holiday season Luck threw a hissy-fit until he was given the role of bottom elf in "Elf the Gay Musical".

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    Annie was quoted as saying his performance was "fabulous", but all the critics say he SUCKED, which he obviously does.
    The Colts, well they SUCK everyday...

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  6. A.D.

    A.D. It's (insert day of week here) & Colts still SUCK Staff

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    Colts always spend New Years Eve partying at gay disco bars donned in their gay apparel and dancing to this song especiallly adapted for Colts.

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  7. Hoffa

    Hoffa Freak you you freakin' freak

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  8. Hoffa

    Hoffa Freak you you freakin' freak

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    Annie Luck confirms that Aaron Rogers is not gay. "Of course he isn't, he has turned away my advances several times", says Luck.
    Luck went on to say that he has tried every trick in the book to entice Rogers into a gay fling.
    "I saw how special Peyton and Kenny Chesney's love was, and I tried to capture the same magic with Aaron, but he constantly shoots me down". said Luck, " I have wasted many dozens of roses and cleansing enemas on that dreamy cheese head".
    Luck said he plans to move on and give up on the devoutly hetero Rogers, and added, "Aaron is so yesterday, this offseason I got Schwab fever, and he's a gamer with Annie dumplins I offered him, wink-wink"....

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  9. Hoffa

    Hoffa Freak you you freakin' freak

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  10. A.D.

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    Look at this loser, lol. His New Year's resolution was to quit sucking. That resolution was broken one second after midnight on New Year's Day.

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    Then there's this idiot. He actually wrote an advice columnist asking if quitting sucking should be his New Year's resolution.

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    Here's how that went:
    Q: I need to quit sucking. Should that be my New Year resolution?
    Signed, Colts fan in Indiana

    A: (after prolonged, uncontrollable, hysterical laughter) Making that a resolution would be a waste of time. As a matter of fact, you're a waste of time. You aren't good for anything but wasting oxygen everytime you take a breath. You will always suck, Colts fans will always suck, and the Colts will always SUCK!

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