Daily Reminder

Boys and girls who suck will get presents from Santa like this one...


All the kids in Indy will get sucky presents from Santa because..

Santa knows...

Santa doesn't discriminate against Colts, even though they SUCK. Last night, Santa visited this Colts fan's house and dumped a present down the chimney.

New year. New calendar.

Same old SUCK.

There's been a lot in the news lately about the so-called fiscal cliff. Colts know all about cliffs. Colts go over Suck Cliff all the time. Over and over again. Every. Single. Day.

New Year Resolutions that are hard to keep:
Lose weight
Stop smoking

New Year Resolutions that are impossible to keep:
Colts fans resolutions to stop sucking

Translation:

So Lance Armstrong finally admitted what everybody already knew. Big deal.

That's like Colts fans admitting they SUCK.

This past week, America lost advice columnist Abigail Van Buren, better known as "Dear Abby". Over the years, Abby was a source of wit, wisdom and common sense to those seeking her assistance. Here's an example of some great advice from one of her columns:

Dear Abby,
My life sucks and I don't know what to do.
Signed,
Colts fan sucking in Indiana

Dear Colts fan,
Your case is hopeless, you will suck forever.
Signed,
Abby

After fifty years, his dream still holds true...