Smack Daily Reminder

Q: Where do you see more sucking? In a Gay Porn movie or a Colts Game?

A: Easy. A Colts Game

 

This chick likes sucking

 

It's Saturday, and yep, the COLTS still SUCK...!!!

 

Colts Franchise Player...


Colts tag a drunk, dopehead punter as their "Franchise".
What else would you expect from a team that SUCKS everyday?
At least their fanbase is happy...

 

Daylight Savings Time will begin Sunday morning for most of America. Be sure to set your clocks ahead one hour.

Colts fans don't need to change their clocks. They will remain on Standard Suck Time.

 

Even Might Morphin Power Rangers Video Game knows when a Colt is playing. Sorry Andrew Luck, better try Dance Dance Revolution!

COLTS SUCK!!!

 

You've seen some of the happy folks in the Geico commercials. Who do you think is happiest?

A witch in a broom factory
Dikembe Mutombo blocking a shot
Gallagher at a farmers market
Dracula volunteering at a blood drive
A body builder directing traffic
Eddie Money running a travel agency
An antelope with night vision goggles
Or the folks in the newest commercial, Colts at a Suck Convention...

 

An Indiana couple, both Colts fans, were discussing their finances one night.

"We need to start saving money," the pig said, "so you have to quit drinking beer."

"But what about all the money you spend on makeup?" the moron who married her asked.

"That's so I can look pretty for you," the pig replied.

And the moron said, "that's what the beer is for."

 

More pictures from the latest Suck Convention...







The keynote speaker...



As usual, the Suck Convention was held again in Indy. It's where most of the people who suck live, so having it in Indy means less time for travel and more time for SUCK.

 

Why do Colts wear shoes with TGIF written on them?

To remind them that Toes Go In First.