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Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by GoT, May 28, 2008.

  1. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    Also, a slang team used regularly in all other locker rooms around the NFL in reference to defecating. ("I've gotta go take a <s>crap</s> Manning")
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  2. Hoffa

    Hoffa Not Family?Then freak you you freakin' freak

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    Peyton is complaining that the lockout is hampering his rehab from off season surgery, but he did receive this info booklet pre-op, that told him what to expect...

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  3. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    Tom Brady was walking on the beach one day and found a bottle that had washed up on shore. When he pulled the cork from the bottle, a genie came out.

    Genie: You will be granted three wishes. However, each wish you are granted will be granted twice as much to Peyton Manning. What is your first wish, Master?

    Brady: I want to lose one of my testicles.

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    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    Will Rogers never met a Colt.
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    The Colts aren't the only reason why Indiana sucks. Sometimes it just seems that way.

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    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    Most people grow wiser as they grow older. Then there are those who suck more as they get older...

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    and those old geezers obviously SUCK a lot. :yes: :coltssuk:
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    Members of the studio audience hope to be selected to be contestants on the new TV show,
    America's Got SUCK!
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    If suck was money, the Colts would be richer than Bill Gates

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  10. Hoffa

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    It's Sunday...

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