chuck norris is amazing

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  1. GoT

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    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the just the Islands.
     
  2. TitanJeff

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    For those of you who own macs, they have a dashboard widget of Chuck Norris facts. My favorite widget.

    You know Chuck has to be lovin' this. :brow:
     
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  4. TitanJeff

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    The moment someone considered posting a thread on Chuck Norris, it automatically received a 5-star rating.

    ;)
     
  5. GoT

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    Just to prove how tough he was, Chuck Norris crucified himself, forced himself to die (because only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris), kicked Satan in the gonads, and reanimated himself.

    Now he roundhouse kicks anyone that doesn't call his birthday Chuckmas.
     
  6. GoT

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    Chuck Norris divides by zero.
     
  7. GoT

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    Chuck Norris refers to birth certificates as "page 1 of your death certificate."
     
  8. GoT

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    Razor companies keep making shavers with more blades in the hope that Chuck Norris will stop eating them.
     
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    When Chuck Norris has a bad day, people die. When Chuck Norris has a good day... twice as many people die and a few things explode.
     
  10. GoT

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    E.T. wanted to home so bad because Chuck Norris was looking for him.
     
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