chuck norris is amazing

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  1. Fry

    Fry Hatin' is what I do.

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  2. KamikaZ

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    I've seen these before.


    Still...:ha: :ha: :ha: :lol:

    Have you guys ever seen the "Walker Texas Ranger" lever on Conan? That **** is priceless.
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  3. Bobo

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    That was great :rotfl:
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  4. Gunny

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    Chuck Norris is the ****.
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  5. Gunny

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    BTW alot of those facts can be applied to Gunny.
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  6. titanbuoy

    titanbuoy medium rare ®

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    That was brilliant, thanks.
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  7. danny

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    Classic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  8. TitanJeff

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    Loved it.

    "As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history."
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  9. Bobo

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    Gunny counted to infinity - twice.

    :winker:
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  10. GoT

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    Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1997 World Series of Poker. Chuck's hold cards were a joker and a green number 4 card Uno Card. One of the players mucked after Chuck Norris declaired his roundhouse beats a full house.
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