Discussion in 'Smack Central' started by Bulluck, Jun 14, 2006.
HEY, KYLE STEVE NEEDS SOME HELP WITH THE TP AND WHIPING PRONTO
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I havent warmed the bench since pee wee football. Im takin my balls and goin home. Ill come back on week 3 when McNair is attempting to take the field in a Hovaround, after all, Fat Mac will be free to see the world!
Yes, this was me, NFL quarterback Kyle Boller, just 3 days ago. Why was I shunned from my social circle? Quite simple. Simple Chronic Halitosis to be exact. Then I met Tommy from thebadbreathreport.com and signed up for his 3 day course with top secret info on battling this terrible plague.
Because Tommy's methods target the underlying cause of bad breath, like a laser beam... unlike commercial products that only "mask" the symptoms.
I cannot stress how powerfully these secrets can affect your life. When you use these secrets to wipe out your bad breath, you instantly...
Jumpstart the quality of your social life, and experience more fun and excitement in your life. (Imagine the thrill when you go out and meet interesting people, knowing they will be attracted to you... instead of being turned off by your breath.)
Your self-confidence skyrockets, and you no longer shy away from people. And you make dynamite first impressions on the people you meet, because the smell of your breath no longer stands in the way.
You become more attractive, charismatic and popular. People flock to you and give you the respect you deserve, because they no longer judge you by your breath.
So if you would like to wipe out your bad breath forever, then pay close attention as Tommy shows you...
How To Cure Your Bad Breath
Quickly And Easily, Using Simple
"kyle, bro, can you get us some water?"
"nobody loves me anymore... I'll see if coach billick still remembers me..."
"that's it, I've had it, if McNugget gets hurt, they can go f$%? themselves, I ain't playin no more"
"I remember feeling bad for the kid in Little Giants... now I feel bad..."
Now they have stated a thread about this thread. :ha:
Titan & Donkey Trolls...NEVERMORE!!
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