Can you swim 9 miles?

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  1. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    I was in Atlanta for concert. Met an old group of friends, ex poon included.

    Drinks were had. Went back to my hotel room.

    Lights were out.

    Apparently the flow started mid coitus.

    Too drunk, too dark. Thought she was really wet.

    Woke up next day. Blood everywhere.

    Sheets, pillows, floor. Horrible.

    Gross. Shame.

    Rolled the sheets and pillow up. Put them in a trash bag and took them to the dumpster.

    They charged my card an extra $30 for a pillow.


    A lot of regrets. Sorry. Gross story but I wanted to share.

    Goodnight y'all.
     
    #91 XO, Jan 14, 2015
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  4. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow All-Pro

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    she knew, that was revenge
     
    #92 Scarecrow, Jan 14, 2015
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  7. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Doesn't matter, had sex.
     
    #93 XO, Jan 14, 2015
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  10. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow All-Pro

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    that matters
     
    #94 Scarecrow, Jan 14, 2015
  13. Hormesis

    Hormesis Pro Bowler

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    Yes!
     
    #95 Hormesis, Jan 14, 2015
  16. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Only if you don't carry a chainsaw.
     
    #96 XO, Jan 14, 2015
  19. CRUDS

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    #97 CRUDS, Jan 14, 2015
  22. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    Cool
     
    #98 JCBRAVE, Jan 14, 2015
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  25. 520

    520 2020 GOAT CHAMP from 3-7 to champ

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    We been there xo. I member I was ****ingtthis *****, late to work so I rushed, at work look in mirror....blood around my mouth.
     
    #99 520, Jan 14, 2015
  28. CRUDS

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    I can't believe I have to say this - but always finger-test the goods before guzzling the flapper pie. Check the medchest for Monistat as well...
     
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