Can Brett Kern survive the season?

Well we could all get together and go kidnap Michael Griffin and Jerry Gray.

This might work, Griff loves dogs

Not willing to risk 10 years of my life in the slammer..

They just need to fall off a cliff.

Are you kidding me? You really think anybody would miss those 2? Cops might even be willing to provide us with the van.

Other teams would be suspicious of the lack of missed tackles.

Rob Bironas must think he is the biggest thief in the world. All he does is kickoff and rest the leg for 4 quarters before an XP attempt in garbage time.

this thread is hilarious. thank you good sir.

Well, at least Kern will get a good rest between the end of the season and the Pro Bowl.