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Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by Laserjock, Sep 25, 2006.

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  1. Laserjock

    Laserjock South Endzone Rocks! Staff

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    AP- Nashville, TN - Anthrax Scare at LP Field

    In what was at first believed to be a hoax perpetrated by disgruntled fans, LP Field was evacuated today for nearly two hours when one of the Tennessee Titans, on the way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Jeff Fisher immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called into investigate. After complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
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  2. DeutschTitan

    DeutschTitan Camp Fodder

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    wow...just wow.
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  3. nigel

    nigel Back on the bus

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    Old joke, but still funny.
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  4. LazyManJackson

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    too true...:suspect:
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  5. SEC 330 BIPOLAR

    SEC 330 BIPOLAR jive turkey

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  6. Laserjock

    Laserjock South Endzone Rocks! Staff

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    Some jokes never die...they just find new homes to live in....LOL.

    Sorry, couldn't resist.
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  7. Childress79

    Childress79 Loungefly ® Tip Jar Donor

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    That joke is new to me & it made me laugh out loud :))
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  8. LT21Titans27

    LT21Titans27 Tebow Apostle

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  9. lol, that would be pretty funny if true
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  10. Puck

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    :grrhee:
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