Bacon shortage!

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  1. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    Blossom Moon
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  2. Tennessy XO

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    She didn't believe in manicuring her lawn...

    or shaving her arm pits.

    Smelled like flucking lentils and lavender all the time.

    Everyone knows that chicks.
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  3. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    I know one that only showers like once a month or something........yea we don't hang out.
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  4. Gunny

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    Dreadlocks.
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  5. Gunny

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    Good lord.
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  6. Fry

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    Arteries everywhere, rejoice!
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  7. nickmsmith

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    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that sausage sucks compared to bacon. Bacon is horrible for you, but at least you know it is made from one part of a pig. Unlike sausage, where they'll throw all the pig buttholes and eyeballs in.
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  8. avvie

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    :hugelaugh:
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  9. Preditan

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    Bacon > Sausage.
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  10. CRUDS

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    We have an employee in our office warehouse that microwaves up a full box of Hormel bacon every day for brunch. That smell overwhelms the entire facility for hours. Bastid!
    And this skinny guy has a laugh at me every day for my kale green drink lunch.
    It ain't fair..
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