As Offseason Workouts Begin, Haynesworth May Not Participate

you people?

as for your initial comment, no we don't. But we get a sample of you and I think that is enough to give us a fair idea.

Suddenly I feel like going to Europe.

Last time I showed up for work when it wasn't required, I got a rash and a bonus.

Don't they have mandatory protection at the brothels?

Maybe you can correct me if I'm wrong, but I always thought these conditioning camps really weren't meant for everyone. They are usually for new players and players who really need the conditioning. Across the league there's probably only a handful of starters who attend these things. As long as Haynesworth and everyone else for that matter are doing their work on their own there's no problem.

you do kiddie parties?

voluntary = mandatory in case of NFL practices. Typically, only seasoned vets can usually get away with these in my (limited) experience.

I do think that's one of the dumbest things ever. I wish the NFL (or team, whatever) would just make it mandatory, or cut it out all together.