Anybody see the almost titan fan v titan fan fight?

Yes they do. The stadium will have their secret ops come and have them taken away faster than the CIA. They don't mess around anymore.

 

Video or Proof of this? I've heard that people have texted them and it must have fallen on deaf ears.

 

No, I'm just being goofy. I did see them take away a beach ball. I called the security guard "The fun police." So I have proof that they have a zero tolerance policy on inflatable beach balls.

 

You mean those fools with the red jackets... I've seen them talk to a fan in the stands while they were on the field. The fan was recording the refs. I guess that's a no no.

 

The guys in red are the Fun Police Special Task Force. The FPSTF as they are called, are the "green berets" of the force. They started out as the guys who sell funnel cakes then moved their way up to elite status. It takes weeks to complete that kind of training.

 

Right on. The problem is, too many football fans are testosterone and alcohol-filled idiots. That will probably never change. That's why all of the high-brows sit secluded from the general neanderthal public.

 

I've seen multiple people get removed in the last few years. All but one group really deserved it. We've got a few families in the rows in front of us that always bring their kids, and they don't mess around. The people who are really drunk and cursing loudly get kicked out every time.

Feel free to drink and yell, just make sure it's cheering.

I think that they're required to warn you once before they kick you out.

 

I saw a woman slap the out of her boyfriend/husband/dude she was sitting beside at a preseason game several years ago. I believe we played the browns that night.

Someone told the ushers and the ushers came down and told the woman not to do it again and told her to watch the game from the concourse area (we were in the south endzone) if she was having problems with the person sitting next to her.

Either times have changed or there was a double standard that night. Granted, this was before the RG commissionership.