Alex1939 vs Ewker

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  1. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    haha yeah. Mine as well.

    And Tennessee is like that, from my experience. Where people think "What's wrong with you?!!" when you're 25 and not married with kids.

    That's not how it was with me. I just liked unprotected sex and didn't really think of what kids do. I figured I'd make it a fashion statement to have kids if it happened. Swaagggg.
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  2. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE @JCBRAVE

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    Nice.

    IDK why exactly, but chicks like dudes with kids.
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  3. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Yeah, they do.

    It's funny because on the dating scene I wondered about that. And then my girlfriend and her friends (when I first met them) told me that's the easiest girl getting tool ever. I thought that only worked with babies. And they're younger, too - these girls.

    Though I look 18 so people generally just assume they're my little brother and sister.
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  4. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE @JCBRAVE

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    If I wasn't married, my kids could have gotten me well over 100 one night stands lol. It's sounds so bad, but it's the truth.

    I think it may have something to do with the mentality; "if he's responsible with those kids, he's a keeper". Not sure though, but that would make sense.
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  5. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    I think so too. It's a "togetherness" that it gives the impression of. Sort of like a guy that dresses well. Girls assume things.

    We're different. We see a woman dressed up and we just think of weird librarian/school teacher/secretary fantasies.
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  6. Gunny

    Gunny Lord and Master Tip Jar Donor

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    Boater?
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  7. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    He owns one of those plastic float deals with pedals to propel yourself.
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  8. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    He meant to put motor-boater, but the typo makes it seem lame.

    Like he wears Sperry dock shoes and white short shorts.
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  9. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor Tip Jar Donor

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    it could be a verb Alex uses for burning thru his singles at the local gentlemans club - i'm just sayin'
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  10. jdog

    jdog I like beer!

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    It is when you make use of one those water vehicles. Every weekend I check the gas on mine and fill it up with beer.
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