Alberts Truck

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  1. Gunny

    Gunny Lord and Master Tip Jar Donor

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    Absolutely useless fact but it's a lot of money

    "Factoid That May Interest Only Me

    The outrageously monstrous Ford F-650 SuperCrewzer, owned by Tennessee defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth, has a 107-gallon gas tank.

    Let's say Haynesworth is running on empty and he pulls into a Nashville gas station to fill 'er up, at $2.999 per gallon. The truck runs on diesel fuel.

    It would cost Haynesworth $320.89 to fill the tank.

    Something tells me fellow Volunteer-stater Al "An Inconvenient Truth'' Gore would have a little problem with Haynesworth's mode of transportation. Gore, I'm guessing, would puke at the monster trucks and supersized vehicles in NFL parking lots."

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_y...ug=cnnsi-lookingoutforno&prov=cnnsi&type=lgns
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  2. Sunshine

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    Erron Kinney has one, too.
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  3. SEC 330 BIPOLAR

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  4. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Rule #1: don't let it go to empty, otherwise you need a paycheck to fill 'er up.
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  5. Ewker

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    like Haynesworth is worried about that ;)
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  6. Broken Record

    Broken Record Biscuit Eater Staff

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    Yeah, maybe rephrase that... you need a "Broken Record" paycheck to fill it up, or if you are AH, you need about 18 minutes worth of your salary.
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  7. titanbuoy

    titanbuoy medium rare ®

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    Is this what Albert's truck looks like?

    [​IMG]

    or like this?

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    Either way, it's a pretty sweet ride.
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  8. Blazing Arrow

    Blazing Arrow The 12th man

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    Oddly that is the exact amount of time it takes him to stretch for the buffet table. :lol:
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  9. Sunshine

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    This one.
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  10. Broken Record

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    :lol2:
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