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  1. Blazing Arrow The 12th man

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    I sent this to my wife less then a week ago. My idea for using it as a manual for every day life did not go over as well as I had hoped.
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    Broken Record Biscuit Eater

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    Yeah, after I'd been out all night drinkin', my wife started to get irate about it and I had to remind her...

    "Don't ask questions about my actions or question my judgement or integrity. Remember, I am the master of the house, and as such I will always exercise my will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question me."

    The stitches come out in a couple of weeks.
  2. Michi40 Lost bullet

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    I like the:

    "don´t complain if he is late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night..."


    Yeah, c´mon im the master of the house, so I have done everything with fairness and truthfulness....
    where i´ve been?
    Working at the office!
    The whisky smell?
    mmm emmm mmm a bum poured it on me while i was getting to the car
    In my breath?
    Well some of it falled on my face and eventually got in my mouth
    I´ll repeat "WITH TRUTHFULLNESS"
    Go read the guide, I need to rest before I have a major hungover
    :eek: :eek:

    Boy that guide is quite funny!, Who wrote it?
    Of course not a woman, unless she was hired by a male editor and had to rewrite it 1000 times!

    Man those 50's where something
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    avvie Ke ali'i o na okole

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    Similar writing can be found in the Alcoholics Anonymous book under the chapter titled "To Wives". This is a real piece of work :ha: AA groups usually can't get through that chapter without plenty of pointing and laughing.

    See, it was written in 1935....here's a chapter written by an alcoholic trying to tell the wives of alcoholics how they are supposed to act during recovery. :suspect: There's a whole lot of silly eggshell-walking going on here, and the modern woman will not stand for it. It's equally as silly as the above article.
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    Wrong. Just wrong :moon2:
  6. Crash Override inVINCEable

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    That was the gayest thing I ever seen.
  7. SEC 330 BIPOLAR jive turkey

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    I rate that at least 20%. hahaha

    lol
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