A Beautiful Story Once upon a time there was a little red haired girl. One day she was walking through the forest carry a sack of burgers for her granny who had contracted H1N1. All of a sudden a big wolf jumped out of the woods and politely asked, “which way to Wendy’s? Those burgers smell great”! Red being a smarta**ed little snot replied . “ Bite me wolf! So he did and completely decapitated her. He then snagged the burgers and ate them.................. oh yeah the happy ending. Titans beat the Jags 24-14 and everyone lives happily ever after. The End!