1) I put a legal painkiller in my coffee every morning (kratom). 2) I went to jail a few weeks ago (for not paying tickets) and met a guy who said that he stole Kenny Britt's Asanti rims right off of his car. He got away with it. He said he's currently trying to get Britt's engraved name off of the rims, haha. Do I believe him? Unfortunately, yes. 3) I'm a drummer for a psychedelic rock band and have gotten laid simply because I'm in the band (last weekend by a young lady from the UK) 4) I graduated from film school last year and am currently working on a full length project. I adapted a holocaust victim's novel into a screenplay and he liked it so much that he hired me to make a trailer for the film. 5) I just realized that I have a penis drawn on my thigh from a sharpie on Memorial day 6) I hang out with hipsters and believe it or not, they aren't that bad. Just don't talk football with them... "Is Eddie George still tearing it up, bro?" or "Meh, the Titans are the Bud Light of football teams". 7) My grandfather was the architect behind Johnny Cash's home in Hendersonville. I grew up with June Carter and Johnny, ate dinner with them all the time when growing up and went to both of their funerals. R.I.P. 8) I have a tattoo of Lt. Dan on my chest 9) I threw a cinder block through a car windshield when hammered once (oops) 10) I once had a 30 minute conversation with Matisyahu at bonnaroo. He was sitting on top of a porta potty at 6 AM and I was tripping my effing balls off. It was hilarious. We mainly spoke about the sun.