10 Things You Did Not Know About Me (you that is)

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  1. onetontitan

    onetontitan Fire, walk with me.

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    1) I put a legal painkiller in my coffee every morning (kratom).

    2) I went to jail a few weeks ago (for not paying tickets) and met a guy who said that he stole Kenny Britt's Asanti rims right off of his car. He got away with it. He said he's currently trying to get Britt's engraved name off of the rims, haha. Do I believe him? Unfortunately, yes.

    3) I'm a drummer for a psychedelic rock band and have gotten laid simply because I'm in the band (last weekend by a young lady from the UK) :)

    4) I graduated from film school last year and am currently working on a full length project. I adapted a holocaust victim's novel into a screenplay and he liked it so much that he hired me to make a trailer for the film.

    5) I just realized that I have a penis drawn on my thigh from a sharpie on Memorial day

    6) I hang out with hipsters and believe it or not, they aren't that bad. Just don't talk football with them... "Is Eddie George still tearing it up, bro?" or "Meh, the Titans are the Bud Light of football teams".

    7) My grandfather was the architect behind Johnny Cash's home in Hendersonville. I grew up with June Carter and Johnny, ate dinner with them all the time when growing up and went to both of their funerals. R.I.P.

    8) I have a tattoo of Lt. Dan on my chest

    9) I threw a cinder block through a car windshield when hammered once (oops)

    10) I once had a 30 minute conversation with Matisyahu at bonnaroo. He was sitting on top of a porta potty at 6 AM and I was tripping my effing balls off. It was hilarious. We mainly spoke about the sun.
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  2. CRUDS

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    Are you a birder or just a backyard fan?
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    Careful with that stuff - it will wreck your prostate.
    And detoxing off that sht is no different than opiates.
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  4. onetontitan

    onetontitan Fire, walk with me.

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    Yeah, I've heard that it's addictive. I can go without it but it calms me down sometimes. I haven't heard about the prostate issues, thanks for the heads up.
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    1. I am the grandson of the guy who built the Fat Man / Little Boy bombs.
    2. I am the son of the guy who developed a jet fuel that does not burn. It was a government contract through GE that the Reagan Admin discontinued. Would have saved many lives on 9/11.
    3. I have soundtracked/scored several horror flicks.
    4. I interviewed Joey Ramone (and we got sidetracked talking about Ted Nugent)..
    5. I caught the Kiss record at the Cheap Trick concert once (CT fan will know what I'm talking about).
    6. I've been to Japan, Philippines, Hong Kong and places all over western EU.
    7. I cut Estee Lauder's lawn for spending cash when I was a teen.
    8. I fought the law, and the law won.
    9. I was approached by Ron Jeremy as he wanted me to get him a cameo in the film "A Night at The Roxbury". He was confused.
    10. I created and performed the music for Dr. Gangrene's Creature Feature:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEnpXQdQjU4
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    I have tried it over the years as well. Do they sell it around here?
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    That's awesome.

    That's REALLY awesome.
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  8. onetontitan

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    I've just been ordering a few ounces off of the internet for months. I'm not sure if it's sold here but I could see it being a great business venture. People are in LOVE with that legal bud, it's only natural for them to want to try it. I just smoked it for the first time last night...wow. I had been making tea with it for months and finally decided to roll up a little cigarette. Heaven.
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  9. CRUDS

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    You smoked the kratom? Same effect?
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  10. onetontitan

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    Yeah, it was in leaf form, not the "crushed" kind. It was a stronger effect but it wasn't overbearing at all. Very, VERY mellow. To relax, I strongly suggest it.
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