Confessions - Embarrassing stuff you did?

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  1. Thaddeus43

    Thaddeus43 Sunshiner President

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    I did a very similar thing except instead of spitting Dr. Pepper, I was taking bites of slim jims, chewing them up and spitting them everywhere. I didn't remember doing any of it until my friend told me he had to clean up slim jims that stuck to his walls the next day. I also thought it was a good idea to throw their furniture of the back deck, I would have felt bad about doing that the next day, except my friend was so wasted that he was helping me do it (it was his furniture)
     
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  2. avvie

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    I was supposed to meet my fiancee Traci at the Jamba Juice. I walked towards the store and saw her there sitting on the kneewall chatting on the phone..... familiar hair, familiar shirt, familiar profile....I thought I'd be cute and sneak up behind her.... sit down and snuggle up to her...slide my arm around her waist... lean in to.... a complete stranger :doh:


    Traci insists that it's us haoles that all look alike.
     
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  3. Childress79

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    Blacked out drunk I came to sat at the center of a U shaped bench seat. Guy to my left had nudged me awake. He was a complete stranger to me.

    He was saying, mate wtf are you doing? Do one. I'm like Eh, what up.
    The girl snuggled up to me is about 4 foot high, is blind in one eye and her top front teeth almost stuck out at 90 degrees. I sobered up sharpish when I took a good look at her.

    She'd ambushed me where I'd sat passed out and started kissing me. Again I don't recall but allegedly I went at it with her for a while.

    Worse thing was she was wearing small a rucksack. She'd cut a hole in the back and wore it all the time to hide her hump. She was a f'ing hunchback!

    I lived that one down by owning it. Not many men can say that they've pulled a hunchback.
     
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  4. That Guy

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    I don't have anything quite as humorous as anything already stated, but the talk of blacking out drunk did remind me of this time when I was about 21 at a friends house.

    We were drinking Bacardi 151 and at some point we ended up in his bathroom burning the alcohol in his sink for whatever unknown drunken reason.

    I recall that it was about 2AM and I began to notice that I couldn't hear anymore. 1st time that had ever happened. Well eventually I blacked out and when I came back to, it was daylight outside, about 7AM. The weird part was that I was standing in the exact same spot as before I blacked out still holding the bottle in the same hand. My friend ended up passing out in the living room. But I had no idea if I had just stood in one spot for 5 hours straight or if I had went somewhere and eventually made my way back to that exact same spot. Talk about a hell of a hangover the next day!

    I have one other semi story that isn't my own about some Marines I went to Airborne school with but it'd have to go in the Taboo section.
     
  5. mdfan

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    lost a sig bet to Jesse on the Steeler's game year before last
     
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  6. Finnegan2win

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    Just had massive nosebleed at work.. does that count?
     
  7. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Unless you just got beat up by a midget, no.
     
  8. Alex1939

    Alex1939 Space Invaders Champion

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    Ok, this was really embarrassing for a good friend of mine. Decades ago in early high school...

    He and immediate family all have real dark hair. His mom has her hair short, and he sort of has a bowl cut.

    After school we drive up and are walking in the back downstairs of his parents house. His neighbor says "Hey Francis..... (yells) FRANCIS... FRANCIS!!!!" My buddy turns around and death stares the neighbor for the ridicule he will forever take for being mistaken as his mom.
     
  9. TitansWrath

    TitansWrath Pro Bowler

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    Oh here is a good one.

    When I was in college, I had to have minor surgery to have a cyst removed from my tailbone area. The doctor recommended that I wear maxi pads, as it was a good bandage and stuck to the underwear and whatnot. So I did.

    One day, I'm walking across campus headed to class, and as I'm walking past the student center, I feel something on my ankle. I look down, and a bloody maxi pad falls out of my pant leg onto the sidewalk. There were many people behind me, all of whom had to see it. I just kept walking and never looked back.
     
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  10. Scarecrow

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