JAKE The Man the myth!!!

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by netnut, May 5, 2011.

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  1. jessestylex

    jessestylex DeadGirlsCantSayNo

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    Jake Locker has a bear rug in his living room, it isn't dead it's just afraid to move.
     
  2. Titaneers

    Titaneers Ultimate Player

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    the reason giraffes exists is because Jake Locker uppercutted a horse
     
  3. thepoonerboy

    thepoonerboy Jake "Lockout" Locker

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    Jake Locker invented Al Gore.
     
  4. Finnebosch

    Finnebosch I am vengeance.

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    Jake Locker doesn't use a gun when hunting; instead he grabs a stick, points it at a deer, and says 'bang'. The deer drop dead because they're afraid to tell Jake that guns don't work that way.
     
  5. Ten_Titans

    Ten_Titans Pro Bowler

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    Jake Locker can never have a heart attack. His heart is nowhere near foolish enough to attack him.
     
  6. Bulluckfan

    Bulluckfan Camp Fodder

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    The calendar designation B.C. used to be called B.J, until Jake discovered a better use for that particular acronym.
     
  7. jessestylex

    jessestylex DeadGirlsCantSayNo

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    They once made a brand of Jake Locker toilet paper but it was a complete failure because it doesnt take SH*@ from anyone.
     
  8. Shanvhere

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    Jake Locker is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cuking Indian.
     
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  9. TheSureThing

    TheSureThing Straight Cash Homie

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    Jake Locker is a member of SEAL Team 6 and had the kill shot on Osama Bin Laden...He prestiged to level 15 afterwards.
     
  10. Sonic28

    Sonic28 Starter

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    Jake Locker can divide by 0.
     
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