Mike Vick is the answer

good luck with that; you should go ahead and send them your hand-written petition too. that sh-t will rock their worlds

yes, yes there is.

no, no it's not.

and good luck giving up the boat for him, because even if we 'need him' or he's 'perfect' , the team would have to give up more than any team should be willing to give up for a quarterback who likely doesn't have more than 3-4 years left

 

Haven't you seen the longest yard? Criminals can straight ball!

 

Or...we just need to get Burt Reynolds out on the field. Let's see those defenses even try to handle 'The Bandit'

 

I'd like to see Peyton's RAP sheet. Sodomizing an animal ... wha? ...

 

but he's not starting week 3, go figure..

 

I would have settled for us rafting Aaron Rodgers when we had the chance instead of PacMan Jones

 

we're going 10-6 with 1 playoff win this year

 

I would think that all of Vick's rings would make it really hard to throw a football any longer.