We got robbed, ya'll!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by The Mrs, Jul 3, 2009.

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  1. The Mrs

    The Mrs Crush on Casey Starbucks!

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    By a gang of thugs!:irked:

    A gang of rogue deers, that is! I was sitting in the sun room with my Mom, chilling, watching the news. She makes this "awww" noise and I look and see a deer. We have what was supposed to be a "small" tomato garden amongst the flower garden. However, the tomato garden has grown like the incredible hulK, it's huge. But it's a good thing because we love tomatoes.

    So anyway, I see the deer inching up on the tomato garden, just sniffing. Then all of the sudden, it lowers it's thieving head and has a tomato in it's snout! It's kind of cute, but also, it's stealing! Next thing I know, it's a deer buffet! 1 tomato, 2, 3, 4....! So I decide to take action and go outside and end this feast. I open the door to make some noise and this one deer just sort of looks up and gives me the stank eye! Say what now, what?! I'm mad to be dissed by an animal! I'm a human and superior!

    So, I walk on outside, making noise and again, nothing but the stank eye. I clap my hands and yell and then I get really mad because I think they are making fun of me! The stank eye deer makes some sort of barking noise at me and they all sound like they're laughing at me and keep on eating. I walk closer, making a noise, cussing and stomping my feet. A girl looking deer gives me the once over and kind of bows up like she's feeling some kind of way.

    So, I'm like, "What? Doe jump up to get beat down. Don't make your first move your last move, bish. What, you don't want it! Don't get your hindquarters beat in the backyard!" So, I notice they seem to be trying to make a move. I remembered the clip from "when animals attack" and that deer beat that man down. So, I make a business decision and go back inside. Do you know that the deer went back to eating just like we didn't even have a situation! Good thing I'm a supporter of PETA, or it would have been venison for the neighborhood after I squeezed a few off in their akkuses. Times like these I wish that I had a few dogs to handle business, the circle of life, etc. My cats set me out. When I came back inside, my cat Fatboy said, "bish, you was about to get your akkus beat Nature Style" and went back to sleep!:irked:
     
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  2. titanbuoy

    titanbuoy medium rare ®

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    Two legs good. Four legs bad... damn it!.

    Top of the food chain baby! Venison is tasty... not my favourite, but still tasty if cooked right.

    It's jerky time...
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  3. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    It's definitely not jerky time for me any time soon. Two days ago I went to my friend's place. We were eating beef jerky. I decided to look at the expiration date... January 15, 2005.

    I was on the pot for an hour that night.
     
  4. jessestylex

    jessestylex DeadGirlsCantSayNo

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    Didnt read it, watching porn on redtube.
     
  5. CRUDS

    CRUDS Moderator Staff

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    Deer suck. They destroyed about 15 newly planted leyland cypress on my property in Peytonsville this past winter. Bastids!
     
  6. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor

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    forrest rats
     
  7. TitansOwnAll

    TitansOwnAll Camp Fodder

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    I'm out at my family's place in Peytonsville right now... I love it. I hate the name because it always reminds me of Peyton Manning, but it's so nice. Sheryl Crow has a place near here.
     
  8. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor

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    probably the prettiest area in middle TN that is not a park
     
  9. Stephenson

    Stephenson Camp Fodder

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    Those are my deer. You see, I went out in the wild to live with the deer, I taught them to not be afraid of humans unless they are carrying a gun. I send them out to eat people's food and bring me food as well. I see you ran into Anthony and Charlotte, they have learned quite well from my teachings.
     
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  10. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne NOW Y'ALL GET THE MESSICH?!

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    Wait, there's really a Peytonsville? I thought he was referring to Knoxville haha.
     
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