Official goTitans Mariota Roast Thread

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by XO, Dec 11, 2017.

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  1. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Mariota takes it from his girl in the "Amazon position".

    LMGTFY
     
  2. Kaeotik

    Kaeotik Pro Bowler

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  3. dtm586

    dtm586 The Master Jedi

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    You guys are ruthless

    This is our QB. As bad as he’s played and he’s been as soft as advertised - he’s still our QB and he’s still our only hope. We’ve endured Mett and Whitehurst and Locker ... and Cousins or Eli ain’t coming here.

    MM is what we got. He’s a leader, a “great guy”, mentor etc. But he hasn’t lived up to expectations and in fact he’s regressed.

    But giving up on him means the Titans are set back another 5+ years. The wagon is hitched to MM and he’s still not in his prime and has time to turn his career around - what we need is a whole new staff to achieve his potential that everyone knows he has deep down.
     
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  4. ICBW

    ICBW MILF Hunter

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    we don't care about of any of that positive stuff. this is a site for keyboard warriors to bash professional athletes, get with the program.
     
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  5. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Mary's mom still cuts his apple into slices and packs it in an Avengers lunch box to carry to the practice field.

    There's always a note inside reminding him that he won a Heisman along with juice that has been cut with water in his thermos because they don't want Mary having a lot if sugar.
     
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  6. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    As soft as this take is, Mary is still softer.
     
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  7. HurrayTitans!

    HurrayTitans! Useless trivia knowledge champion

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    Mariota Leg Day
     
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  8. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Mary so soft he just picked up a sponsorship deal with a pillow company.


    Mary so soft his heart is made out of memory foam.
     
  9. The Hammer

    The Hammer Ace Degenerate

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    Mariota so soft he turned on his favorite player after a couple of bad games
     
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    VondyP Undisputed 2QBeaver Champion

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