146 reasons why the Titans shouldn't re-sign Mularkey

27. Played for the Florida Gators.

 

And now he's blind.

 

This sh*t don't work if y'all don't read the numbers!

 

28. The alliteration in his name makes him sound like a whack comic book villian.

 

29. He obviously sabotaged mett

 

30. His favorite ranger/zord combo was billy and his unicorn zord

 

31. For unity sake, he would feel partially obligated to hire coaches with the names Balderdash, Baloney, Crapola or Hogwash.

 

32. After great deliberation, the ownership group decided that the team can rebuild effectively without having the first pick in the draft for the next 5 seasons.

 

What is happening here?

 

33. I threatened to staple my scrotum to a desk in protest and I feel the gotitans crowd will want me to keep my word.