When females attack

I think the term is legend.

 

You're winning DeeT ,winning

 

Never been punched by a woman, only punched by a male once or twice, only in middle school.
I avoid violently crazy people and situations. I'm boring.

 

Tell her the lock and key analogy.

A woman's vagina is like a lock. If any key can open the lock it is a ****** lock.

On the flip side say a man's penis is like a key. If you got a key that can open any lock, well that is a badass key.

 

Hmmm, never been hit. Have had ex's go ****ing crazy. Lesson learned guys......always get your sh1t back BEFORE you start banging her sister. That's all I'm saying.

 

I had a crazy girlfriend that hit me hard, while I was asleep. Blacked my eye. I wasn't really scared of her and didn't fear that I'd hit her, but I was afraid that the police would get involved at some point and they'd get it twisted. I got my stuff, left, and we were done.

A few years later, she got married and had two kids. One day, she pulled into the garage of their house and he was taking out the trash or whatever. She floored it and pinned him against the wall.

 

I should have known better....

I was in college and really young and naïve. This girl that I'd never met overheard me talking to my friends. She shows up at my door, introduces herself, and offers to clean my room. She did all kinds of things for me - laundry, clean my place, buy me food and gifts, type my papers/notes for me (I'd do the intellectual stuff and she'd do the busy stuff), etc. I wasn't really seriously interested in her, but I liked the attention, so I'd let her do it. She'd watch me play video games, watch me play ball, etc, etc. Then she flipped out.

She would treat people so good that they were almost forced to be in a relationship with her, but all this anger was building up when it wasn't reciprocating the way she wanted. She went through several relationships like that when I was around her. Then she broke her husband's hips.

 

She was a "power top".