Gunny's Guide to Surviving Free Agency

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by Gunny, Mar 6, 2015.

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  1. Gunny

    Gunny Shoutbox Fuhrer

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    With Free Agency knocking on the door I've put up this little guide to help you get past the first week or so.

    1. This is real life, not Madden. If you're expecting us to sign every "90+" rated guy, you're gonna have a bad time.

    2. Articles suggesting we are going to "go hard" or "spend big" you need to take with a grain of salt. If you think teams blab to reporters their plans in free agency, you're gonna have a bad time.

    3. There are big name and not-so-big named free agents. Not every player signed, even early, is going to be a starter. If you expect this to happen, you're gonna have a bad time.

    4. Don't hinge your hopes on signing specific players. We're not the only team in the NFL. If you put all your hopes into signing [insert player name here], you're gonna have a bad time.

    5. If you think we are the only team in the NFL with money and Tn is a great place to live as being reasons why free agents will sign here, you're gonna have a bad time.

    6. Remember signing Levitre? We had a bad time.

    7. Even if we sign evey player you desire and think it guarantees us playoffs, you're gonna have a bad time.

    Enjoy free agency folks. You're gonna have a GREAT time.
     
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  2. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    I'm going to have a bad time no matter what.

    I'm a Titans fan. Good times? Lolololololololol

    Those days are long gone, and I don't wanna hear the damn phrase "you gotta have faith."

    Bullsh*t!

    Faith in this team has gotten me nothing! Get your hopes up and this team will crush your soul.

    I've had to quit having faith in this team until they sack up and give me a reason to.
     
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  3. ScotTitan

    ScotTitan Starter

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    South Park episode. Skiing and the timeshare tour. One of my favorites.
     
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  4. The Bukafax

    The Bukafax Starter

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    Well I am going to have a bad time. Our team directly correlates with madden. I play strictly titans online. I need Suh, McCourty, Iupati, Hardy.
     
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  5. 520

    520 2020 GOAT CHAMP from 3-7 to champ

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    If you think the titans are gonna try to actually improve
    ..you're gonna have a bad time
     
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  6. Riverman

    Riverman That may be.... Tip Jar Donor

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    If I have a bad time with free agency, then so will titans Accounts Receivable.
     
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  7. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor

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    you already spent your $50 and opened the McMVP toy

    no take backs!
     
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  8. RTH

    RTH Meh...

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    If you pizza when you should french fry, gonna have a bad time.
     
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  9. Titanup1982

    Titanup1982 All-Pro

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    This had me laughing my a$$ off, especially #5.
     
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  10. Alex1939

    Alex1939 Space Invaders Champion

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    #8 if you offer an opinion about a player, expect several posters to yell at you " what you think you are smarter than an NFL gm!?!" Good times
     
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