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My ex and I reached that stage of the relationship where a pet was wanted by her.

I caved like a hoe. A cat was purchased.

We broke up.

I got stuck with the cat.

I was a single guy with a cat for like a year.

Moved.

Cat was given to my mom.

I still see him when I visit.


and that is the story of the time XO had a cat and dumped him at his mom's house.

 

The only time my dog ***** in the house is when it's sick. It's easily avoidable. Walk dog in the morning. Walk dog at night. Enjoy your house not smelling like ammonia and feces.

 

I think you hate cats because you associate it with a broken relationship. I also doubt a cat was a reason for the breakup, not that you said it was in the first place, but just saying.

 

XO Cat Story Sequel

Cat became fat as hell at mom's house

My mom makes everything fat

Cat became sick

Vet tells mom cat is now diabetic lol

Cat has to have daily insulin shots lol

XO had to house sit for out of town mom two weeks ago because of her horses, dogs, cats ect.

The only pet worse than a cat is a ****ing horse

Never has there been an animal in all of animal history that tries so hard to kill themselves as the horse

Everyday in the life of a horse is like one of those Final Destination movies

But I digress

XO had to give ******* cat his insulin injection

Mom said cat doesn't care, doesn't even notice

Okay

XO gets syringe, finds cat

Cat seems chill

Go to stick cat in the ass

Cat flips his ****

XO spends an hour chasing cat around the house trying to corner it

Finally grab cat as it scratches and bites me

Pin cat to the ground like TE holding down a crackhead behind Exxon

Stab cat in the ass with the needle

Cat makes noises like the little girl on The Exorcist

XO hates cat

Cat hates XO


and that is the sequel to my cat story

 

HORSES ARE THE ****ING WORST. STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN WHO LIKE/HAVE HORSES. YOU WILL HATE YOUR LIFE.

You've been warned.

 

There is actual real psychology stuff behind this. I'd Google it but I'm lazy.

Apparently women who want/have horses are generally whores that have ridden or are riding the cock carousel. I think. Something like that anyway.

Horse = untamed desires, sexual freedom or some nonsense

 

I don't care about all of that. All I know is that having a horse is ****ing pointless. When you don't ride them they just stand in the middle of a field and look at the ground like they're the kid in fifth grade who had no confidence. They look depressed as hell all the time.

Then the girl wants to ride them. Better yet, her idea of a good time is having you watch her ride them. Talk about some boring ****. Going around in circles for no reason. If you want to ride something outdoors, why not ride a motorcycle? Infinitely more fun and you can actually go places.

And horse girls are automatically crazy. Never fails.

Scoop up giant piles of ****. Go in to nasty barns. Get chased out of said barn by some rabid raccoon.

**** that noise. Never again.

 

Hey I do that too. If you don't like it, don't eat my damn cooking lmao

 

Say Whaa....?

 

My mom literally spends THOUSANDS of dollars on her three horses.

They do not get rode.

They literally eat, crap and find inventive ways to hurt themselves.

They are money holes.

When I was house sitting I found a vet bill in her barn, $10,000 ****ing dollars from one of her horses getting hurt and nearly having to be put down.

I was sick. That is ridiculous money to spend on a damn animal, I'm sorry but it is.